be-musings

During yesterday's jog at the lake, I came across two shocking sights. As I was coming down the path, a young man and woman were standing at the edge, the man positioned sideways. I quickly realized he was "taking a leak". He didn't stop or reposition, but instead turned his head to watch as I jogged by, eyes straight ahead of me. It's times like this that it sucks to have peripheral vision. As I rounded the slow bend, what did I see happening on the edge of the beach? Another guy shooting with the wind, his back to me. And the outhouse was only 20 feet away! Yuck. What is it with guys and outside peeing?
Mitch, was it you?