Sunday, April 10, 2005

Cosmo

This is a "filler" until I get the next blog ready on postmodernism in the church. I think that blog will be very short, but just the phrase "postmodernism in the church" makes me feel very intelligent. Oooeeeee!
The following is an exerpt from Cosmopolitan magazine. No, I don't buy that mag. I was at the Adventure Zone with Matthew and decided to check out the publication. Wow. Is it ever for liberated women, if that's what you could call them. For this article, keep in mind it's an American magazine.

6 Clues You’re a Psycho Girlfriend

1) When your ex asks for his stuff back, you say, “You know how to use eBay, right?
2) You’ve published a pamphlet to distribute to his future girlfriends
entitled “What to Expect When You’re Dating Scum.”
3) It’s not uncommon for you to skip social engagements so you can stay home and cut up old photos of you and him.
4) You’ve mapped out a new running route that takes you around his block 8 times.
5) While you were dating, he told you his password is always his dog’s name – and now you use that info to check his email inbox, voice messages, and what he’s been buying from amazon.com.
6) You send a picture or him with his address to the Department of Homeland Security, with no explanation.

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