Thursday, January 06, 2005
Tough Day at Work
Man, today was difficult. With the snow, the kids were excited. They were loud and rowdy. What was the worst part was that I "had to" go out in the snow and play with them. These are the stressful moments in my job, but I'm a selfless person who never begrudges such ardour.
At this point in time you know I'm sarcastic, right? Let me tell you how the outside time went today, and what I discovered about myself.
In the morning there wasn't enough snow to make a snowman, so we made a couple of snow angels instead. Well, the kids did. I was intent on having a snowball fight with them, and since their ages are 3, 3, and 5 the odds of winning were stacked in my favour. I tried to give them lots of chances and run wimpily (yes that's a real word) while they tried to loft tiny snowballs at me. I spared them injury by throwing weakly (but accurately) at them. When we were on the side deck by the patio door, I became inspired. I began to use the snow from the picnic table to make lots of snowballs. Stocking up. I didn't explain what I was doing to the innocent children, because I wanted the snowballs all for myself. My own gattling gun, let's just say. Then they noticed what I was doing and had this wimpy, non-competitive idea to throw them all at the patio door. At first I said no (because it had just been cleaned the day before) but then I paused to live through the brain of a child. Some days that's not a stretch for me. I thought "let's do it!" and we catapulted the snowballs at the door. Of course I had to see if I could hit the exact same spot on the door every time. I won't tell you how that went. It was great fun for the children.
I learned a couple of things about myself, neither of which are really new.
1) I can give up something I want (and inside whine about it)
2) I'm competitive, even with children! Argghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point in time you know I'm sarcastic, right? Let me tell you how the outside time went today, and what I discovered about myself.
In the morning there wasn't enough snow to make a snowman, so we made a couple of snow angels instead. Well, the kids did. I was intent on having a snowball fight with them, and since their ages are 3, 3, and 5 the odds of winning were stacked in my favour. I tried to give them lots of chances and run wimpily (yes that's a real word) while they tried to loft tiny snowballs at me. I spared them injury by throwing weakly (but accurately) at them. When we were on the side deck by the patio door, I became inspired. I began to use the snow from the picnic table to make lots of snowballs. Stocking up. I didn't explain what I was doing to the innocent children, because I wanted the snowballs all for myself. My own gattling gun, let's just say. Then they noticed what I was doing and had this wimpy, non-competitive idea to throw them all at the patio door. At first I said no (because it had just been cleaned the day before) but then I paused to live through the brain of a child. Some days that's not a stretch for me. I thought "let's do it!" and we catapulted the snowballs at the door. Of course I had to see if I could hit the exact same spot on the door every time. I won't tell you how that went. It was great fun for the children.
I learned a couple of things about myself, neither of which are really new.
1) I can give up something I want (and inside whine about it)
2) I'm competitive, even with children! Argghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!