Wednesday, December 29, 2004
The Big Questions in Life
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why do people return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum cleaner one more chance?
Why is it the whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every hour Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Why do people return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum cleaner one more chance?
Why is it the whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every hour Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
// posted by Annette @ 1:16 p.m. 